Back to Freud I guess! So the Oedipus Complex. Basically and in short, this is the theory that we all want to fuck our parent of the opposite sex (Freud didn’t seem to be thinking about the homos when he wrote this). If you are reading Freud’s stuff it goes much deeper than that, but there is it.

It’s named after a character in Greek Mythology, Oedipus. Oedipus ends up killing his father and marring his own Mother… so, that is pretty self explanatory.

And I guess I’m here to say Oedipus you are not alone! Sometimes it feel like there are themes every few days. I’m not told what the theme is but Mr. Telephone seems to know. This weekend’s theme is, “I want my Mommy.”

If you are a grown man that wants to dress up in little girl clothes (right down the the tinker bell panties, that was a fun call) and play with her mothers make up only to have your Mommy catch you, punish you (yes, those tinker bell panties are coming down) and then proceed to molest you (but it’s okay cause your really a grown man and this woman was your wife all along…. well me pretending to be your wife, pretending that I’m your mother, pretending you are a little girl actually… hmm), or maybe you want to go down memory lane? Maybe I can play your Mommy and we can recount stories of how I would do really inappropriate things to you that have proven to fuck you up today (for example, this very phone call). Whatever. You know, whatever floats your boat!

My third Mommy phone call should not have caught me off guard. Everything comes in threes right. But he started off oddly normal. He just wanted to have kind of vanilla phone sex; who was doing what, what we were wearing, how we were touching each-other and how good it felt, panting, moaning etc.

If felt like he waited until I was sufficiently “aroused” for him to drop the Mommy bomb.

I was telling him to fuck me harder and the next thing I know he give me a, “Yes , Mommy.”

Haha, well okay. It’s not particularly my thing, but that was pretty easy and simple and in the context of what we were doing, I’ve got no problem with that. “Now I want you to lie down, cause Mommy wants to suck your cock.”