I’ve switched to the early early morning shift. I was working from 9PM till 6AM. I’m naturally a night owl but working these hours was making me feel like more of a vampire than a night owl. But, apparently the best times for phone sex are late at night or early early morning, so there is kind of no point to doing this as a 9-5 job. So I thought I would try out the morning shift and I’m now working from 5AM till 1PM.

A lot of guys are calling right when they wake up for the day. They wake up, have a boner and decide to get a little phone sex.

Now, up until the last year and a half I have only been with woman. But after my last relationship with a woman ended (about 2 years ago) I though, hmmmm, maybe I’ll try cock. Not that I was unsatisfied with women, it’s just I had NEVER been with a man and my attraction and curiosity was growing. So, I’ve been having fun exploring that etc. I was seeing one particular man for about a year. We have just ended things, but some of these calls reminded me of him. See, having no real experience with men, once I started sleeping with them I found I totally had a lot to learn, even just a lot to learn about cock. One of these things was that I found it surprising that he always woke up with an erection. Now oddly he never wanted to have morning sex…. He said that he didn’t really like it and that it took him a long long time to cum in the morning. I did mind that at all, but still he was totally uninterested in morning sex, and tried to explain to me that just because he was hard that it didn’t necessarily mean that he was aroused.

Well, I still don’t think I totally understand that, and I personally love morning sex and have found some lovely men that do as well (besides these guys on the phone). But my ex-boyfriend and I had a little joke about it, where I would say, “Mmmmm, sleep is just sooo arousing.”

Okay, so it’s not really a ‘joke’ per-say, or funny really unless your there. But it was a little thing.

Anyway, this one guy who called me told me, “well I just woke up with a huge erection and I thought I would give you a call.”

I mindlessly went back in time to waking up with my ex-boyfriend from the thought of morning time erections and responded with, “Mmmmm, sleep is just soooo arousing….”

This guy on the phone nervously laughed that off, I guess he didn’t like my little joke either.