My phone rings and it’s the dispatcher putting me through to a gentleman, she tells me, “He’s sweet, he’s like 36 and lives at home with his Mom.”

So, he orders 10 minutes.

He asks me if I like taking walks on the beach. We talk about how if he was my boyfriend he would love to take me for walks on the beach.

Now, I wasn’t really in the mood to be taking this call. He was totally harmless, but the general rule is to chat for as long as you can before you start getting hot and heavy to make the calls last longer and get more money.  Cause even if they just order 10 minutes, if you don’t start really getting into things until 6 or so minutes along they will probably order more time so that they can finish.

I was more in the mood to finish at 10 minutes. So I ask him, “yeah, I would love to go for walks on the beach with you, what would you like to do to me on the beach?”

But he was still to sweet, “I would kiss you.”

“Oh yeah, where would you kiss me?”

“I would give you a kiss on your cheek…. and then maybe on your mouth. Do you like flowers?”

And then he went into telling me all about how he would bring a picnic to the beach for me and he would bring me a red rose too.

He was sweet in a way that made me feel so sad for him. He sounded lonely.

Well we finally got going, it was tender, vanilla, boyfriends and girlfriend sex on this beach by our picnic, but I was getting my job done and it would soon be over.

Two minutes to go, “Are you gonna cum for me? Where do you wanna cum?”

Then I hear my computer, I’ve gotten an instant message from the dispatcher.

“I wanna cum inside of you.”

“Yeah, you wanna cum inside of me,” I read my instant message and, “Your gonna cum right inside of… me…. Oh, I’m sorry… your card has been declined. I have to let you go.”

Yup… well, that was an awkward moment.